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June 28, 2010

































Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy, lol! #Beliebersplzdontkillme
Nov 15, 2010




































I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby. I was Born This Way.
Oct 21, 2010












































Just noticed Twitter keeps prompting me to "Add a location to your tweets". Not falling for that one.
Sept 14, 2010



























































We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
Sept 18, 2010

























































































In honor of oil-soaked birds, 'tweets' are now 'gurgles.' http://bit.ly/cIhZNf
June 16, 2010